richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via maraboudee)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

(via maraboudee)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist, via maraboudee)